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Goth mommies are like oxygen to me

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She can commit human rights violations against me

This one right here can whip me until im purple all over

Peg me I beg

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"In a world of conformity, the goth mommy stands as a beacon of authenticity, teaching us that beauty lies in embracing our true selves, no matter how unconventional."

-Ian Hawke, Our Lord and Savior

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